I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
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I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
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Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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