ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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