Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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