i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
Randomize
