I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
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seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
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Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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