it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
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We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
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If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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