Where are you?
In a non slutty way
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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