you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
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Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
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I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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