Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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