How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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