it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
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