You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
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The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
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MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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