Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Your cock deserves a montage
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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