No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
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I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
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Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
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