just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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