your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Church boner. Awkwardddd
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i would one night stand the shit outta him
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
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btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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