It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
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After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
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Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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