I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
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I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
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there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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