So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
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Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
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I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
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