His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
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