He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
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Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
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Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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