And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I am full of burrito and curiosity
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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