I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I was not drunk enough for that final.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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