I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
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