he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
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all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
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Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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