my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I hope mine doesn't look like that
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
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Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
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No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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