i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
Randomize
