Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
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yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
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I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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