Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
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I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
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That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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