He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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