Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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