i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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