big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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