You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
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my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
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There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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