i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
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so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
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He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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