I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
whose ass print is on the piano?
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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