Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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