everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
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We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
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Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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