...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Randomize
