Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Randomize
