I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Randomize
