So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
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Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
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I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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