I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
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Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
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Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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