Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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