why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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