what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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