I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
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How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
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How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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