I CAN MOONWALK!
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
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