You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
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I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
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My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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