I CAN MOONWALK!
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
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i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
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I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
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