Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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