Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
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at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
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I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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