About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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